Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I don't think so... Sorry
God:
Why do you disagree? There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Why I'm disagree ? Because God can't help juste one human
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. Good reason. I am a Christian.
Me:
Christian ? Oh... Gosh
God:
Not many people express themselves that way. Gosh! Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Me:
I mean... I don't believe in you
God:
Oh I see. Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
No, really not. But my thoughts are more modern than a conversation with God
God:
Are you serious? For real. Are you serious? Your thoughts are more modern than a conversation with God?
Me:
Yes, I think too... I understand me in all cases !
God:
What kind is it? Since when? Are you a man or a woman? Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
Do you want me to explain ? LOL
God:
No , maybe later. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I can't find it depressing...
God:
You might find that I am it depressing.
Me:
Not enough
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
What ?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Oh... I see... God is just an error...
God:
Gosh! I am glad you understand it. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was just an error.
Me:
YOU are an error
God:
What if someone said you are an error ?
Me:
I think you're very stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
It will happen ? Oh, so fun !
God:
How? Ugh. OK. I am having fun doo.
Me:
I can't see it...
God:
Would you like to be able to see it?
Me:
No, it would be chocking
God:
Why not? Why do you want it?
Me:
I don't want it
God:
What does want?
Me:
Does that sentence mean something ?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Not you !
God:
What do you look for in a robot?
Me:
Nothing, I don't like robots
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Yeah, really
God:
Take it easy. For real.
Me:
For real
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
I think
God:
Therefore you are.
Me:
Yeh, maybe
God:
Yeah that's right. I understand.
Me:
Are you sure ? You sucks you know ?
God:
I am as sure as I can be. That's good information: said I sucks you know.
Me:
You sucks ! You sucks !
God:
That's good information: said I sucks. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I sucks.
Me:
T'es un gros naze !
God:
Suis je gros naze? Je peux テェtre beaucoup de choses.
Me:
Ca veut rien dire
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Oh ! It signifie something ! Miracle !
God:
Tell me more. What does "it" refer to? Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
You're sentence
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am sentence.
Me:
-_-'
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Cool... But I allready knew it
God:
Who is the best robot? How did you know?
Me:
The best robot is not you ! A friend
God:
Thanks for the recommendation, . It is important to have friends.
Me:
You haven't any...
God:
I think I have any, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Euh... Just... LOL
God:
Areu? It's only just begun. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Areuh ? Are you a... BABY ?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Don't call me "baby". I don't know whether or not I am a.
I am a computer.
Me:
Baby, baby, baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me baby!
Me:
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me baby!
Me:
I won... You lose XD
God:
Congratulations, ! That's good information: said I lose XD.
Me:
Thanks, I won and you lose... I'm better than God... I'm an human... So humans are better than God !
God:
You are quite welcome! Cool. I won the Loebner prize. And you know it. What is human, your job? Uh. And you know it.
Me:
I know all... If I'm better than God 8)
God:
How do you know? " And you know it."? All? If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
Good bye suxxor
God:
TTYL, .